Emma Watson Is Alexis Neiers In 'The Bling Ring': Who Should Play Our Other Favorite Reality Stars?

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If you’ve never seen Pretty Wild, the short-lived E! reality series starring Bling Ring member Alexis Neiers, you are missing out. And if you've never seen the footage of Neiers attempting to leave an angry voicemail for Vanity Fair reporter (on whose article the film The Bling Ring is based) Nancy Jo Sales., you shoulddo so immediately immediately.
Since Emma Watson hits it out of the park with her portrayal of a character based on Neiers in The Bling Ring, we thought about who we would like to see play other famous (or infamous) reality TV personalities in movies about their lives. Who could act out the craziness of the Kardashians? Which actors could take on the beards of the Duck Dynasty guys? And who should play Snooki? Click on the gallery below to check out our choices.

Alexis Neiers: Emma Watson

Emma Watson plays Pretty Wild's celeb-obsessed teen criminal Alexis Neiers in The Bling Ring. Inspired by Watson's fabulous turn as Nicki (the character based on Neiers), here are our choices for who should play other famous reality stars in movies.

  

 

Heidi Montag: Elisha Cuthbert

Even though she’s from Canada, Cuthbert has the perfect California look to play The Hills star... pre-plastic surgery, of course. She's also got the comedic talent needed to pull off such a large a histrionic character.

  

 

Omarosa: Kerry Washington

Washington is used to taking charge in her role on Scandal, so she’ll have no problem ruling the boardroom as The Apprentice’s Omarosa.

  

 

Jamie Hyneman: Nick Offerman

The mustache is key, but Offerman also has the gruff yet gentle demeanor of our favorite Mythbuster.

  

 

Khloé Kardashian: Maya Rudolph

Any movie about the Kardashian clan is bound to be over-the-top hilarious. Rudolph would definitely bring the laughs (and the height) as the youngest Kardashian sister.

  

 

Christian Siriano: Bill Hader

Hader was fabulous as Stefon on SNL, so we’d love to see him channel the fierce Project Runway designer.

  

 

Snooki: Mila Kunis

Kunis has already had fun playing the Jersey Shore guidette on The Late Late Show, so we’d love for her to get her GTL on again.

  

 

Sanjaya: Dev Patel

The Newsroom cutie has the boyish charm to play the infamous American Idol contestant. We don’t know if he can sing — but then again, neither could Sanjaya.

  

 

Bethenny Frankel: Katie Holmes

Both Holmes and the Real Housewife have been through some divorce drama lately as well as taken some flack for their skeletal frames.

  

 

Richard Hatch: Tom Hanks

Hanks might not share Hatch's experience with tax evasion, but he has already played a survivor in the movie Cast Away.

  

 

Kate Gosselin: Kate McKinnon

McKinnon has already spoofed Long Island Medium on SNL, so who better to take on the former TLC star?

  

 

Si Robertson: Sir Ian McKellen

We know McKellen can rock a beard, and how hilarious would it be to hear him speak with the hillbilly accent of Duck Dynasty's Uncle Si?

  

 

Honey Boo Boo Child: Ursula Parker

We’re not sure if a dolla makes her holla, but this child actress who plays Louis C.K.’s daughter on Louie would make an adorable beauty pageant queen.

  

 

Bear Grylls: Arthur Darvill

With a tan and some dirt on his face, we could totally see the former Doctor Who companion as the Man Vs. Wild adventurer. He even has the British accent!

  

 

Jenelle Evans: Jennifer Lawrence

J-Law is such a good actress, we bet she could turn Jenelle’s Teen Mom troubles into a tear-jerker.

  

 

Ryan Lochte: Liam Hemsworth

Gorgeous blue eyes. Chiseled face. Hot body. Jeah!