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Season 3 of Game of Thrones is over, but
everyone's still grieving. It was a tough season. But to help you come
to terms with your grief (and to give you something to satisfy your
in-between-seasons cravings) we've gathered some information that may be
of interest to you.
We have come to the conclusion that many Game of Thrones characters
bear striking similarities to characters from our childhood — that's
right, Pokémon. It all started with a joke about Hodor being like a
Pokémon because he only says his name, but we quickly realized that the
lovable, simple giant wasn't the only one. Launch our gallery to see
which other characters would show up in our Pokégame of Thrones.
Daenerys Targaryen — Charizard
Dany,
like Charizard, is highly competitive. She will not rest until all of
Slaver's Bay is hers. Also like Charizard, Dany will never attack a
weaker foe unless provoked. And, you know, there's that whole flying,
fire-breathing dragon thing.
Cersei Lannister — Ninetails
Cersei
and Ninetails are both intelligent and vengeful creatures who hold
grudges easily. If you mess with them, they will curse you and not think
twice about it. Cersei will also probably sleep with you.
Jaime Lannister — Persian
Underneath
their refined façade, Jaime and Persian are fierce predators. They
stalk and attack their prey with great skill. However, when Persian is
yanked by its whiskers it becomes temporarily docile, kind of like when
[SPOILER ALERT!] Jaime got his hand cut off.
Joffrey Baratheon — Meowth
Meowth is
capable of dealing powerful scratching attacks, much like Joffrey is
capable of beheading a beloved character... which was so painful because
it happened before we knew what this series was capable of, before the
Red Wedding ripped our hearts out and tore them to pieces. Curse you,
George R.R. Martin! Curse you! Oh, sorry, I'm getting off track here.
Lord Varys — Chansey
Varys and
Chansey don't really share any behavioral characteristics, but they're
both round, bald, and female — well, Varys isn't technically female, but
you know what I mean.
Sansa Stark — Eevee
Eevee and
Sansa are both naive characters, but they have the ability to evolve to
better suit their surroundings. Now, if only Eevee could learn how to
braid that bushy tail.
Arya Stark — Pikachu
Do I even need to explain this one? Adorable, feisty, sparky, will totally kick your ass. The end.
Jon Snow — Articuno
Articuno
lives in cold, isolated places and, like Jon "You Know Nothing" Snow, is
a poorly understood species. Don't worry guys, one day someone will
love you for who you are, even if you are a bastard crow.
Samwell Tarly — Snorlax
A hungry
Snorlax is not satisfied until it consumes 900 pounds of food, just like
Sam. OK, Sam does not consume 900 pounds of food, but they are both
docile creatures, which isn't exactly a great quality when you're trying
to survive north of the Wall.
Hodor — Machoke
Machoke
and Hodor both posses immense strength, so they help out with manual
labor (like carrying around a paralyzed Warg who desperately needs a
haircut). Also, they both only say their name, which is what got this
whole thing started in the first place. Hodor.
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