Sadly, this nearly-10-year hell ride shows no sign of slowing down and now we're tired. We're just about done. In fact, we have pretty much run out of headlines to portray just how big a s**tshow our chameleon-haired wreck is that we literally keep repeating ourselves. It's becoming harder and harder to determine when Lohan's first DUI began and her most recent rehab stint ended. But boy is it fun to try. See if you can guess which year these echoed headlines were written.
1. Lindsay Lohan Not in Rehab, Rehires Longtime Lawyer Shawn Holley, Reports Say
A) 2005
B) 2013
C) 2007
2. Lindsay Lohan: A History Of Rehab
A) 2009
B) 2013
C) 2010
3. Lindsay Lohan Leaves Rehab Facility, Which (Spoiler) Isn't Licensed to do Rehab
A) 2013
B) 2009
C) Future Headline
4. Lindsay Lohan Scores Rehab Victory — Maybe
A) 2010
B) 2006
C) 2013
5. Lohan Banned From Hotel For $46,000 Unpaid Bill
A) 2012
B) 2010
C) 2009
6. Lindsay Lohan Arrested on Suspicion of DUI, Cocaine Possession After Car Chase
A) 2007
B) 2013
C) Future Headline
7. Lindsay Lohan Released from L.A. Hospital
A) 2004
B) 2012
C) 2008
8. Lindsay Lohan Sent Back to Rehab, Not Jail
A) 2012
B) 2013
C) 2010
9. Lindsay Lohan Arrested for DUI, Drugs
A) 2005
B) 2007
C) 2000
10. Strung Out Lindsay Lohan Drinks in Bed, Leaves Mess Behind
A) 2013
B) 2006
C) 2012
11. Lindsay Lohan Arrested While in Rehab, on Drugs
A) 2013
B) 2006
C) Future Headline
12. Lindsay Lohan Car Chase Case Settled, Dismissed
A) 2007
B) 2013
C) 2011
13. Lindsay Lohan: Portrait of the Party Girl as a Young Artist
A) 2006
B) 2009
C) 2013
14. Lindsay Lohan Arrested Again For DUI; Reportedly Checks Back Into Rehab
A) 2009
B) 2007
C) 2010
15. Lindsay Lohan Enters Rehab Center After False Start
A) 2013
B) 2009
C) 2007
16. Lindsay Lohan: A Timeline of All Her Arrests (and Boy, There Are a Lot of 'Em)
A) 2012
B) 2006
C) 2010
17. Lindsay Lohan Blasted for 'Heavy Partying'
A) 2013
B) 2010
C) 2006
18. Lindsay Lohan Arrested for DUI – Again
A) 2013
B) 2007
C) 2010
19. The Evolution of Lindsay Lohan
A) 2001
B) 2004
C) 2013
20. Lohan Arrested on DUI Charge After Crash
A) 2006
B) 2013
C) 2007
Answers
1. B;
2. C;
3. A;
4. C;
5. A;
6. A;
7. B;
8. C;
9. B;
10. B;
11. C;
12. C;
13. A;
14. B;
15. A;
16. A;
17. C;
18. B;
19. B;
20. C;
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